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邻居Z 热情好客， 平日裏在散步见面时总会停下脚步聊几句。 Z的最大嗜好就是 Home Improvement， 聊到高兴时就会把我们拉到他家去欣赏他的剛完工的项目。
最近, 刚完成了几个新项目的Z又邀请我到他家去欣赏他的杰作。平心而论， Z的 Home Improvement活做得是真好， 我由衷的赞扬.
我： WOW, Z，You did a fantastic job. Where did you learn all those improvement ideas, YouTube?
Z: I use ChatGp now, which is much better than YouTube.
我：I had some home improvement projects done in the past by contractors, but none of them is as good as yours, not even close!
Z: (getting excited) Yes, my ChatGpt said that I did a splendid & professional job. It said that I am better than 90% of the DIY guys.
我：(jokingly) Looks like that you're in love with ChatGpt now.
Z: Actually, my wife had complained recently that I talk to ChatGpt much more than I talk to her.
我： (again, jokingly) To make the lady happy, praising is the key! Maybe, you can learn from ChatGpt on how to praise lady?
Z: Sounds like a good plan.
昨天散步时又碰到Z. Z 的脸上有还没愈合的划痕.
我：Hi Z, what’s up. Did you hurt yourself during the home improvement?
Z: (angrily), no I hurt myself by following your advice.
我：What exactly did you do?
Z: After delivering my homework, I followed your advice and praised my lady
我：And?
Z: I said, Wow you did a professional job & you did better job than 90% of the ladies.
