Good ones! Thx 4 sharing (a few funny English 1s below ;-).

(我今年元旦在美坛每日一语里发的)

APAD: the key to a riddle is another riddle [美语世界] - 最西边的岛上(8777 bytes ) 2025-01-01

 

- What runs out when you push it?
Answer: Your luck.
Explanation: A play on the saying, 'don't push your luck'.

- What building has the most stories?
Answer: The library.

- What is there one of in every corner and two of in every room?
Answer: The letter 'o'.
Explanation: The word 'corner' has one 'o' in; the word 'room' has two 'o's in.

- What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: Your age.

- What disappears as soon as you say its name?
Answer: Silence.

- What question can you never answer yes to truthfully?
Answer: Are you asleep?

- What is always coming but never arrives?
Answer: Tomorrow.

All above are from online. But here's one from 西岛：
- What can make people laugh and cry at the same time?
Answer: Onion Puns 

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• Are the people on your island always this polite? -荒木- ♂ (256 bytes) () 04/17/2025 postreply 17:07:00

• yes, 400K people capital city w/ small town atmosphere ;-) -最西边的岛上- ♀ (83 bytes) () 04/17/2025 postreply 17:18:33

• What's black and white and red all over? -newbigman- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/17/2025 postreply 18:10:29

• Haha, good 1. My own: devil fighting w/ angel &blood is -最西边的岛上- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/17/2025 postreply 18:50:26

• everywhere:-)) -最西边的岛上- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/17/2025 postreply 18:52:40

• never come down。难道不是物价吗 -jianchi9090- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/18/2025 postreply 08:30:31

• that & salary till then ... ;-) -最西边的岛上- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/18/2025 postreply 10:17:01