网上拿来滴：
A dog and a cat go to heaven.
God asks the dog, “So in your time on earth, what do you believe?”
The dog says,” I had a loving family that played with me, petted me and fed me so I protected them and loved them back. I believe that loyalty is a dog’s best attribute.”
“That’s a wonderful lesson, Spike.” God replied.
God asks the cat, “So in your time on earth, what do you believe?”
The cat looked at God and replied, ”I believe…you’re sitting in my chair”
