周日继续吹：昨晚酋长与海豚的比赛，到底有多冷？

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Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid gestures during the first half of the team's NFL wild-card playoff football game against the Miami Dolphins Saturday, Jan. 13, 2024, in Kansas City, Mo. (AP Photo/Ed Zurga) — Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid had his mustache frozen over during a game against the Miami Dolphins Saturday, Jan. 13, 2024, in Kansas City, Mo. (AP Photo/Ed Zurga)

It's really cold in Kansas City.

How cold is it?

It's so cold that Andy Reid's mustache froze over by halftime of Saturday's playoff game between the Miami Dolphins and Kansas City Chiefs. Seriously.

赛后，Andy Reid 接受 Fox 记者采访：

Fox 记者：小安子，能不能谈谈胡子被冻僵的感受？

Andy Reid：不敢碰，一碰胡子就断。不过，跟场上的球员比，俺还是幸运多了。

Fox 记者：此话怎讲？

Andy Reid：实在是忒特莫冷了！场上球员们的 JJ 也都被冻僵了。但是，为了赢球，激烈的身体碰撞是必须滴，所以，你懂的。。。。

Fox 记者：我擦！难怪，每次 Kelce 接球后，被对方猛烈冲撞，在温暖的包厢里给情郎助威的 Talor Swift 都脸色煞白。

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Andy Reid：这一切后果，都是爪四哥一手造成的！！！！

Fox 记者：Why？ How？

Andy Reid：比赛时的地表气温，其实没有辣莫低，（Temperatures at kickoff hovered around -4 degrees ）。但是，爪四哥忒特莫能吹了！他这一吹不要紧，让温度急速下降到了-27（with the wind chill recorded at -27）！

爪哥结语：

爪哥做为酋长队与马红妹的粉丝，知道“天寒地冻+狂风呼啸”，是遏止以 passing game+team speed 见长的迈阿密海豚队的最佳武器。

所以，为了帮助酋长队获胜，大病初愈的爪哥，且吹且珍惜，再次奉献了九十九分汗水。。。。