送几个小笑话------祝大家节日快乐!

有个医学生实习内窥镜. 为病人做肠镜时, 从镜头里看到一条巨蟒直向她奔来, 吓得她啊的一声就把镜子扔了. 带教老师拾起窥镜一看, 说道,” 只有两个星期就要毕业了, 岂能被一条蛔虫吓成这样!”

病人问:”为什么这些药片象毛毛虫? 让我怎么吃!”
药师答:”这都是为了防止小孩把药当糖果吃.”

心脏起搏器
病人刚装了心脏起搏器, 医生解释说:” 您的起搏器为太阳能电池型, 如果您感觉胸闷不适, 全身乏力, 说明电池能量不够了, 您得立即到室外阳光充足的地方去为您的起搏器充电.”

Stool Sample
病人从家里搬来一张凳子来到诊所.
医生问其为何, 病人答到:”You asked me to bring my stool sample.”

Burning Urine?
A doctor asked his patient,” Does your urine burn?”
The patient answered,” I don’t know, I have never tried to light one before.”

Midwife
A wife was in labor, the baby was on his way. the hu*****and said,” I think it’s time for me to call a midwife.”
The wife replied,” No, no, no, I don’t think so, I’ll be alright in a few days.”

童谣
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb;
Mary had a little lamb……………………………………The nurse midwife was in shock.

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• Same 2 U~ 节日快乐 :) -捣乱mm- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/16/2005 postreply 08:27:13

• 花谢了. :) -镜中花- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/16/2005 postreply 08:31:54

• 关于你不见的两个帖，有收到我的QQH吗？ -STH- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/16/2005 postreply 08:35:47

• 都找到了,谢谢.好记心!! -镜中花- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/16/2005 postreply 08:38:48

• 好贴。要顶 (图) -SN2- ♂ (84 bytes) () 12/16/2005 postreply 11:09:19

• 哇,真烫! -镜中花- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/16/2005 postreply 12:50:04

• I don't get the last one. Others are very funny -70235- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/16/2005 postreply 19:49:42

• when a baby was born, we sayshe had a baby. but Mary had a LAMB! -1985- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/17/2005 postreply 07:10:02

• 后面三个不懂 -扛着电视追卫星- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/17/2005 postreply 01:11:17