Her story and His

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Her side of the story:

He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it.

The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn’t really sure.

So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that I love him and he just put his arm around me. I didn’t know what the hell that meant because you know he doesn’t say it back or anything. We finally got back to his place and I was wondering if he was going to dump me! So I tried to ask him about it but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and we had sex.

But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else???

His side of the story:

My team lost. Felt Kinda Tired. Got laid though.

那么问题来了,为啥名作家还是男的多嘻嘻

 

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哈哈哈哈哈,问老生哥? -wingreen- 给 wingreen 发送悄悄话 wingreen 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/21/2020 postreply 09:32:03

这还用说吗,由来已久的性别歧视呀。RIP to RBG , I hope -tbd- 给 tbd 发送悄悄话 tbd 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/21/2020 postreply 11:04:42

要看懂这个笑话必须要懂英文 -才歌- 给 才歌 发送悄悄话 才歌 的博客首页 (331 bytes) () 09/21/2020 postreply 11:26:35

麦姐算摇滚?~ -偶尔掉链子- 给 偶尔掉链子 发送悄悄话 偶尔掉链子 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/22/2020 postreply 05:05:28

名作家讲过。。。。男人的一半是女人。。。所以名作家一般男女通吃。。市场大一点点。。。。 -Maddux- 给 Maddux 发送悄悄话 Maddux 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/21/2020 postreply 14:00:15

有一半道理~ -偶尔掉链子- 给 偶尔掉链子 发送悄悄话 偶尔掉链子 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/22/2020 postreply 05:06:00

有道理~ -偶尔掉链子- 给 偶尔掉链子 发送悄悄话 偶尔掉链子 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/21/2020 postreply 17:33:56

在写作的黄金期,女人要生养孩子,男人不用 -爪四哥- 给 爪四哥 发送悄悄话 爪四哥 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/21/2020 postreply 19:30:55

没道理~ -偶尔掉链子- 给 偶尔掉链子 发送悄悄话 偶尔掉链子 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/22/2020 postreply 05:04:54

说起mood swing,女的常常什么借口都没有。 -chufang- 给 chufang 发送悄悄话 chufang 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/22/2020 postreply 08:59:09

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