同事想在生日party让我给他伴奏唱这首歌：Things You Don't Say To Your Wife

Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end?
That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend
And where'd you get those shoes? I think they're pretty lame
Would you stop talking 'cause I'm trying to watch the game

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife

I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
I didn't ask you 'cause I knew it'd be OK
Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show
I taped it over our old wedding video

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife

Your cooking is OK but not like mother makes
The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill?
Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife
If your a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife
These are the things you don't say to your wife
 

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• 我建议你别唱，万一那天唱露了嘴，我们可都救不了了 -许你一世欢颜- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/20/2020 postreply 11:56:46

• 同事唱，我认识他十年，眼看着她太太从150IB长到250IB，他说钓鱼时船下沉的厉害：) -欲借嵯峨- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/20/2020 postreply 12:03:19

• 啥牌子的船？质量真不错！ -a7a8- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/20/2020 postreply 12:15:00

• h哈哈哈哈 -许你一世欢颜- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/20/2020 postreply 13:01:24

• 找死的前奏 -MMMMM06- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/20/2020 postreply 12:16:16

• 歌词写实！哼，某人说过几次俺穿的衣服让他想起他外婆...... 现在还活得好好的 -hibiskus- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/20/2020 postreply 12:33:23

• 妹子你太善良了，哈哈哈 -tea_fan- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/20/2020 postreply 16:27:42

• 喜欢！赶快好好练！这个歌一定要伴奏演唱一气呵成，一点隔楞不打。建议至少排练三次 -tbd- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/20/2020 postreply 13:01:22