Watch ~~ 分享一个小笑话

A confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?" she asks.

"Well, it says you're not wearing any underwear."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing underwear."

The man explains, "Damn, this thing must be an hour fast."

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• 哈哈哈。。。又一撩妹技术哈！ -婧芊- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 11:51:26

• 必须得非常有魅力的男人才行，不然只有大白眼伺候。 -燕然山- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 12:18:34

• 酒吧里单身 woman 比较容易撩到 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 12:21:05

• 我去 -燕然山- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 12:23:24

• 酒吧? -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 12:24:42

• 哈哈哈，没写好就发出去了，我去酒吧午休，都没有人来搭讪。 -燕然山- ♀ (68 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 12:26:18

• 你是蓝的还是绿的 -霏霏细雨- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 12:33:24

• 这是什么搭讪的套路？：） -燕然山- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 12:58:49

• 估计现在都要先确认才能撩 哈哈哈 -铜锣烧- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 14:28:00

• 开头就提到了，"a confident man", 自信最重要：） -hibiskus- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/20/2019 postreply 10:04:04

• Just curious about what is happening one hour later. -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (177 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 13:33:42

• 什么也没发生, 说几句下流话, 过过嘴瘾, -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 13:54:58

• 那表岂不白快一个小时啦 -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (177 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 13:57:12

• 你以为酒鬼会舍得掏开房钱吗? 过过干瘾 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 14:01:48

• 您想的真远啊 -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 17:58:17

• 哈哈 -tea_fan- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 14:39:02

• 哈哈，应该说慢了一小时就火光四溅了！ -碧蓝天- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 14:59:44

• iq test -晒太阳的花栗鼠- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 15:16:35

• 二师姐你一般啥时候去酒吧 -麦禾阳光海岸线- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 16:11:02

• 老实交代，就没去过酒吧。。。年轻时候偶尔去过迪厅 -偶尔掉链子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 16:50:09

• 女人羞涩地答道：它是慢了一个小时。。。 -大笑养肺- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 16:36:49

• 哈哈哈，专业搭讪师！ -紫竹箫- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/18/2019 postreply 17:10:22