大家不要慌，我来讲个笑话

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

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• 哈哈 就俺觉得好笑吗？ -笑看涨跌- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/07/2016 postreply 07:04:47

• a good one!! -xyz100- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/07/2016 postreply 07:33:25

• Here is another 911 joke -xyz100- ♂ (231 bytes) () 01/07/2016 postreply 07:38:05