祝贺苹果最近屡创新高，讲个笑话。。。

Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven Steve?"

Steve Jobs: "Great it just doesn't have any wall or fence."

Bill Gates: "So...?"

Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry Bill, I didn't mean to offend you."

Bill Gates: "It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor."

Steve Jobs: "Oh, what rumor?"

Bill Gates: "That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there." ..

.... they continued....

 

Bill Gates : "and there is no jobs in heaven"

Steve Jobs : "Oh no, definitely there are but only no-pay jobs. Therefore definitely no bills in heaven as everything will be provided free...."

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• haha -neonmom- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/12/2015 postreply 08:45:29

• 所以这两个在人间都大赚特赚：） -mapleinfall- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/12/2015 postreply 08:50:32

• 这个笑话含金量真高！有内涵，很文雅，也很好笑！ -坚定不移地犹豫不决- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/12/2015 postreply 10:07:36

• 点赞笑话！真幽默。一直觉得好玩，他们的名字, gate , job, cook 都是很好很实用的，除了bill. 哈哈哈。。。 -闲闲客- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/12/2015 postreply 10:23:40

• 很有意思！ -横塘雨眠- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/12/2015 postreply 11:18:22

• Best humor I have ever seen! -coop20152- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/12/2015 postreply 11:59:06

• the best one. -learnwisely- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/12/2015 postreply 20:20:36

• Good one! -lonelytwins- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/13/2015 postreply 08:38:52