前些日子，看到一个日本脱口秀演员的英文节目。
Any Chinese people in this crowd?
If there is, as a Japanese person, sorry for everything.
Japan did terrible things to China.
Back in WWII, in my opinion, as a Japanese person, I think Japan deserves the first bomb，
but the second one is too much,
so I never understood the second one。
Never did!
Until just recently I figured it out.
I was using a microwave, I put my food out and my food wasn’t piping hot enough.
I was like, why is this hot pocket not surrounding?
So I have to nuke it again.
Thank you.
现场有中国人吗？
如果有的话，作为一个日本人，我为过去的一切道歉。
日本当年对中国做了很多残忍的事。
在二战时期，从我这个日本人的立场来说，我觉得日本挨第一颗原子弹是活该,
但我一直不理解为什么要扔第二颗。
第二颗有些过了。
真的一直不理解。
直到最近我终于想通了。
我用微波炉在加热食物，我把食物拿出来,结果我的食物没热透。
我当时想，为什么这个热派狗这么顽固 还不投降？
所以我只好再轰一次。
谢谢。
假设二战，东大挨了两颗原子弹，现在我们有个年青人说了上面的脱口秀，这个年青人会被枪毙14亿次？每个东大人都要枪毙他一次？
