Joke of the Day - Copy and paste

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause!!
A week later, a top manager trained by the speaker tried to crack
this good joke at home.
But he was already a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner:
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman
who was not my wife!"
The wife went: "Huh??!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,
the man finally blurted out:
"....and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time he regained consciousness, he was on a hospital bed

nursing burns from boiling water.

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste! (Or don't drink while trying to be a copycat!)

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你太坏了.想哪里去了. -999朵玫瑰- 给 999朵玫瑰 发送悄悄话 999朵玫瑰 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/29/2012 postreply 23:11:01

好像还就是这么理解。不过这笑话编的,既然都想不起来了,也就不重要了, -gendaito- 给 gendaito 发送悄悄话 (27 bytes) () 09/30/2012 postreply 03:24:23

回复:Joke of the Day - Copy and paste -京A18569- 给 京A18569 发送悄悄话 (403 bytes) () 09/30/2012 postreply 00:28:41

Very funny! I could have used it in my party -Wadcchinese- 给 Wadcchinese 发送悄悄话 Wadcchinese 的博客首页 (42 bytes) () 09/30/2012 postreply 03:27:27

哈哈哈 -xiaoyuzi- 给 xiaoyuzi 发送悄悄话 xiaoyuzi 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/30/2012 postreply 09:04:34

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