Just want to share this

I know some are outdated, but some are quite true and funny. Hopefully nobody gets offended.

84 ways to know if you are Chinese

84 Ways To Know If You're Chinese...

If you check off 100%, you should not be living in Canada/USA because you are too Chinese. However, if you check off less than 42 items (50%), you are a fruit (banana: yellow on the outside but white inside). If you only say yes to 20 items, Canada owes you a medal .... so proud to be a Canadian/American.

1. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the
wrapping and especially those bows) next year.
2. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
3. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in
your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.
4. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
5. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
6. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
7. You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.
8. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
9. You have never used your dishwasher.
10. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
11. You boil water and put it in the refrigerator.
12. You eat all meals in the kitchen.
13. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.
14. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
15. You always leave your shoes at the door.
16. You have a piano in your living room.
17. Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles.
18. You iron your own shirts.
19. You play a musical instrument.
20. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).
21. You twirl your pen around your fingers.
22. You hate to waste food...
a. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the
table, you'll finish them.
b. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
23. You don't own any real Tupperware--only a cupboard full of used but
carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
24. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses.
25. You've eaten a red bean popsicle.
26. You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as a gift when you visit
people's homes.
27. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every
time you stay in a hotel.
28. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in
plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.
29. Ditto paper napkins.
30. You never order room service.
31. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means
any car ride longer than 15 minutes).....These travel snacks
are always dried. As in not just dried plums, dried ginger,
and beef/pork jerky, but dried cuttlefish (SQUID).
32. You own a rice cooker.
33. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.
34. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table. (That's why you
need the vinyl tablecloth).
35. Your parents vehemently refuse the sack of gold coin oranges that their
guests just brought just to be courteous.
36. You fight over who pays the dinner bill
37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
38. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or law.
39. When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the
dance floor trying to look cool.
40. You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it
that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in the
apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood.
41. You don't use measuring cups.
42. You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax.
43. You beat eggs with chopsticks.
44. Your parents' house is always cold.
45. You have a teacup with a cover on it.
46. You reuse teabags.
47. You have a drawer full of old pens, most of which don't write anymore.
48. If you're under age 20, you own a really expensive walkman. If you're over
20, you own a really expensive camera and/or stereo system.
49. Your mom drives her Mercedes to the Price Club.
50. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling
Information costs 50 cents.
51. You tip Chinese delivery guys/waiters more.
52. You're a wok user.
53. You only make long distance calls after 11pm.
54. You know all the waiters at your favourite Chinese restaurants.
55. You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions...
a. You love Chinese Martial Arts films.
b. Shao Lin and Wu Tang actually mean something to you.
56. You have acquired a taste for bittermelon.
57. You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
58. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached--it means they're fresh.
59. You never call your parents just to say hi.
60. You always cook too much.
61. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've
eaten, even if it's midnight.
62. Also, if you don't live at home, your parents always want you to come home.
63. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get sick.
64. When you're sick, they also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked
goods because they produce hot air (yeet hay in Cantonese).
65. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only sit 10
feet apart.
66. Your parents never go to the movies.
67. Your parents send money to their relatives in China.
68. You use a face cloth.
69. Your parents use a clothes line.
70. You're always late.
71. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece
of food on the table.
72. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat sushi.
73. You've joined a CD club at least once.
74. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.
75. You never discuss your love life with your parents.
76. Your parents are never happy with your grades.
77. You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you're never going to
use them again.
78. You keep used batteries.
79. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.
80. You keep most of your money in a savings account.
81. You know what MJ means.
82. You've been on the Love Boat or know someone who has.
83. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
84. You take this message and forward it to all your Chinese friends

所有跟帖： 

• en, 对比了一下,俺还是很中国人的, 感觉中国人真的很勤俭 -清清凉- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/30/2012 postreply 11:52:10

• shrimps with legs n heads still attacheds! chickens still clucki -flyfish- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/30/2012 postreply 12:13:06

• 再加一条，不只在美国有房，可能在中国还有房。 -马嘉- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/30/2012 postreply 17:22:56

• #1. can't get enough of bashing China in every imaginary way :) -quark爱吃油豆腐- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/30/2012 postreply 12:18:29

• 加国欠我个勋章。;p -赵飞燕- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/30/2012 postreply 12:36:52

• 现在流行戴表，阿拉代表加国人民给你发一个，要 Canadian Moose or Goose 的？:) -Warsteiner- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/30/2012 postreply 12:48:54

• 就来个Moose的8, 个头大，分量足。;D -赵飞燕- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/30/2012 postreply 12:52:25

• 阿拉就是喜欢实在的人:) -Warsteiner- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/30/2012 postreply 12:53:30

• 哪说了？ 俺懒得去找。 -amansblab- ♂ (52 bytes) () 01/30/2012 postreply 12:54:08

• 第一段啊老大。;p -赵飞燕- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/30/2012 postreply 13:04:47

• 哦，我跳过第一段，直接数数去了：-） -amansblab- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/30/2012 postreply 13:10:27

• back in the 90s, there were only 50 ways :-) -野生动物摄影家- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/30/2012 postreply 12:55:26

• Obviously we added piano, Benz, etc:) Progress has been made :D -Warsteiner- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/30/2012 postreply 12:58:24

• "making long distance call after 11pm" is so 1990s :-) -野生动物摄影家- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/30/2012 postreply 13:03:40

• r u using it? so cheap -野生动物摄影家- ♂ (105 bytes) () 01/30/2012 postreply 13:12:49