车牌子的学问

ACURA -- Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
AUDI -- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW -- Brutal Money Waster
BUICK -- Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CADILLAC -- Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
CAMARO -- Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing
CHEVROLET -- Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHRYSLER -- Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
DAEWOO -- Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
DODGE -- Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
FIAT -- Found In A Trashcan
FORD -- Found On Road, Dead
GM -- General Mistakes
GMC -- God's Mechanical Curse
HONDA -- Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HYUNDAI -- Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
JEEP -- Just Empty Every Pocket
JAGUAR -- Just A Guess U Are Rich
KIA -- Keep It Away
LOTUS -- Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MASERATI -- Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements
MERCEDES-BENZ -- My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke - But Efficiency Near Zero
OLDSMOBILE -- Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC -- Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
PORSCHE -- PLENTY OF REPAIRS SERVICE CAN'T HELP EVERYTHING
SAAB -- Some Ass Actually Boughtit
SATURN -- Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
TOYOTA -- This One You Oughta Tow Away
VOLVO -- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW -- Virtually Worthless

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• 大薄衣学问大 -1800800- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 14:24:46

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• BMW== Bring Me Women ! -GODLOVESDOG- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 18:36:40

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• big mimi whore~~~~~~ -杀雨- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 23:54:19