墨菲的14条定律：

Murphy's First Law:  Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

 

Murphy's Second Law:  Nothing is as easy as it looks.

 

Murphy's Third Law:  Everything takes longer than you think it will.

 

Murphy's Fourth Law:  If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

Murphy's Fifth Law:  If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy's Sixth Law:  If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy's Seventh Law:  Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's Eighth Law:  If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Murphy's Ninth Law:  Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Murphy's Tenth Law:  Mother nature is a bitch.

Murphy's Eleventh Law:  It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Murphy's Twelfth Law:  Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Murphy's Thirteenth Law:  Every solution breeds new problems.

Murphy's Fourteenth Law:  If anything can't go wrong on its own, someone will make it go wrong.

 

所有跟帖： 

• 我曾看过的最后一条: I was optimistic. -老九不能走- ♂ (60 bytes) () 04/21/2022 postreply 12:32:23

• 第14条定律暗示，天下的蠢人太多了。。 -yzout- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/21/2022 postreply 12:38:15

• 生活的磨难, 满腹的沧桑 -老九不能走- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/21/2022 postreply 12:59:54

• 墨菲是哪个？莫非？！ -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/21/2022 postreply 12:54:57

• Murphy，美国的一名工程师爱德华·墨菲（Edward A. Murphy） -yzout- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/21/2022 postreply 12:59:30

• 哈哈 俺的意思是墨菲=莫非 -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/21/2022 postreply 13:11:41

• 坛友们，，第三定律有修正案吧～～，，一定有友要修正 -晒太阳的花栗鼠- ♀ (177 bytes) () 04/21/2022 postreply 14:08:24

• 比如楼下柱子他爸的气垫床，漏气就挺快 -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/21/2022 postreply 15:01:59