In a town far away there lived a dog named Mindy Barouegh. Now Mindy was no ordinary dog, oh no, Mindy was a serial killer in disguise. Actually a pretty wanted serial killer. One morning Mindy felt rather peculiar. She felt as though at night she had missed a big part of this whole mess of a story.
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Hello there readers, it is I Mindy the Mischievous, Mindy the Mystic, and of course Mindy the Mastermind. Ah, it’s my master Lily. Master! Master! Look! Look! Lily’s foot touched my nose. “A dog!” she exclaimed, “I don’t remember having a dog…”Look Lily look! I pointed my paw up to the newspaper and smiled. I’m on the front page! I must have gotten pretty famous last night when I went out for my “job.” Last night my job was to assassinate the Yakuza. Lily just smiled down at me like the peasant I am. Look, just because you’re an S class serial killer doesn’t mean your swimming around in pools of gold. Cough. Cough. Petunia. (Petunia is our next door neighbor’s cat who is an absolute jerk!!!) I looked out of the window one day and saw her making the loser sign at me and from that moment on we were mortal enemies’.L. Lily! Lily! How could you forget about your daughter/partner in crime!?! I must find out who did this. AH! Petunia. That sneaky little bundle of mean stuff like fleas and rabies! I must find her before Lily loses her memory forever.
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Aha! I have now located Petunia. Petunia you fowl beast! I have now located you and your fowl kind! The felines. The worst breed of animal Mother Earth could ever create. (Second to bugs and insects of course.) Petunia! Fight me!!! We clawed and scratched for hours on end. It was like the civil war all over again. And on the last day, as the sun set, after 8 years of fighting I saw through the bombs and fireworks I saw that our flag was still there. Oh Star Spangled banner… and we had finally won the fight. Cue the heroic music in the background. This war was now over. Petunia as you can see dog kind stands strong as one. United. And we sailed back home on the Marchflower. When I returned home I found out that everything was back to normal. Now not only am I Mindy the Mischievous, Mindy the Mastermind, and Mindy the Mystic. Oh No I am also Mindy the Marchflower captain. I hugged Lily and smiled. Maybe I will retire. That way I can always stay by my master, Lily. My name is Mindy and I am a serial killer.
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