女同事们抱怨中国猪年

今天我发了邮件给同事们： happy Chinese new year to you, doesn't matter you are white, black, Indian, Hispanic, 2019 will be one of the best year in your life, your bank accounts will be getting fat and you don't have to do anything but eating, sleeping and playing.

Jessica 代表女同事们回邮件：

David, this is not working for us, our bank accounts are getting skinny and we are all getting fat! Wake your goldan pig up, tell him that he got it backwards!

 

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• 金猪要知道这事，肯定会笑醒。 -M45- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/05/2019 postreply 16:29:32

• 谢提醒，我们公司没事，老板老婆是港女，在公司大门还贴了付春联：) -欲借嵯峨- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/05/2019 postreply 17:07:25

• 上星期老板娘还请所有公司员工吃中国buffet庆新年。 -欲借嵯峨- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/05/2019 postreply 17:11:32

• 被上任市长强制私有化，但还和政府签长期合同。 -欲借嵯峨- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/05/2019 postreply 17:20:04

• 是他，我要还是政府员工，60岁就可以退休了拿75%的退休金，祝你新年快乐， -欲借嵯峨- ♂ (50 bytes) () 02/05/2019 postreply 17:47:51

• Backwards 不是事，花钱都可以。 花钱去GYM, 花钱存银行 -滋鄂- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/05/2019 postreply 17:18:16

• 理想很丰满，现实很骨感 -a7a8- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/05/2019 postreply 19:58:30

• 还骨质疏松 -石假装- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/05/2019 postreply 21:56:08

• 哈哈哈哈哈呃哈 -a7a8- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/05/2019 postreply 23:57:06