我找到一段儿，前一段时间我给自己写的墓志铭

我常常觉得我快累死了。那时候我就想，如果我累死在工作岗位上，我的墓志铭该怎么写。以下是我自己的版本：

Here lies an extremely diligent attorney. When she was alive, she worked at least 60 hours per week.  Her clients ranged from the corner mom&pop hardware stores to international pharmaceutical companies, but her opponents remained to be the injured, helpless individuals. She made arguments that a fake penis leaked liquid due to misuse; that a transexual victim was burned because his artificial breast was unproportionally big that wagged the container and caused inflammable liquid to spill...  Because of these ingenious, and beyond any measures of common sense, defense theories that she invented in her cases in the United States, miraculously, she was recently recognized by the Attorney Association of Mexico to be a distinguished attorney in her area. 

May she rest in peace. 

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Here you are!  May my misery please you :)