China proclaims rising peacefully. America proclaims democracy and freedom, so both loves peace. A Chinese met an american. Chinese asks american to do a fun game, says, "hei, could you show me your palm, I will ask you a few questions, if you answer yes, please bend one finger, start from pinky to thumb." American says "hah, sounds fun, let's do it". "Ok first question, do you love peace?" "Of course, yes, so I will bent my pinky" "Next, so you also love your wife, your kids and your neighbor, you don't want beat people, right", "Oh, yes, I'll bent my ring finger", "Ok, one more question, you fear of God and you do not want to shoot people right? " "Definitely! I am benting my middle finger". "Cool, you love peace, you don't beat people, and you don't shoot people, but why you hold a gun?!"
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(My daughter and I own the copyright of this joke, but joke i s for everybody :-) )