1. 美丽与漂亮
一中年妇女参加一个大型PARTY, 几个男人女人都称赞她看起来好年轻,好美丽, 很是得意. 回到家里.问老公,为什么人们总是说我美丽,不过从来不说我漂亮. 老公想了一下, 说:估计岁数太大.
2. America Is Beautiful
一APPLE公司女职员, 负责测试硬件。有一个几乎不会讲英语的越南人为她工作. 一天, 她受到老板批评, 工作不顺利, 心情极其不好. 这个越南人观后, 一字一句的慢慢地对她说: Relax, Get Paid, America is beautiful!
3. 轻微老年痴呆症
一对老年夫妻,丈夫多病,轻微老年痴呆症,偶尔糊度。脾气也不是很好,时不时找太太发火吵架。一天,女儿回家看望老爸老妈,谈到夫妻感情之事。老爸说:我跟你妈,这点好,从来不吵架。女儿说:从来没离婚倒是真的。这轻微老年痴呆症的话,你也信!老爸听了大笑。
4. Real Diamonds( 这是转载的)
The minute I walked into the post office, the postmaster noticed the beautiful diamond earrings my hu*****and had just given me.
"Those must be real diamonds," she said.
"Yes, they are." I was thrilled she'd noticed. "How could you tell?"
"Because," she said, "no one buys fake diamonds that small."
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