原创笑话儿：不许侮辱美国的退伍兵！

Jerry是我工作的老美同事，他经常骄傲地和我聊起他的military career。Jerry曾经在60年代驻军东南亚。我曾经问过他：“Did you ever go to the battle field?”他说：“No, I was in the Navy and stationed on a ship.”我又问：“What was you duty?”Jerry 说：“Most of it was more technical, like fixing things here and there and cleaning things up.”最近我们公司招了一个白人老太太，做财务。Jerry就不怀好意地想尽办法和人家套近乎。一次，我们三个一起吃中午饭时，聊起了退休计划。Jerry借机会又开始吹嘘他的military career。冲着白人老太说：“Since I served in the military, I’ll get extra benefit for my retirement.”我心想：“想以此为诱饵勾引可怜的老太太上钩，看我不拔刀相助！”因为平时跟Jerry很熟，开个玩笑他也不会生气。于是我马上冲着白人老太说到：“Yes, Jerry once proudly told me that he was on a ship but his duty was to clean things up, like mopping the deck. I don’t think that’s a career of military. It’s sanitary!” 

所有跟帖： 

• 哈哈！可笑在什么地方？! -倪达业- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/24/2009 postreply 10:52:38

• Explanation of this joke -WriteItOut- ♂ (907 bytes) () 08/24/2009 postreply 11:35:02

• 原以为是一个 -无牙- ♂ (20 bytes) () 08/25/2009 postreply 11:13:13

• 这种玩笑有点不尊重人吧 -扬之水- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/24/2009 postreply 11:01:05

• 的确是个问题，炊事兵即使兵也是炊事员，所以珍珠港里还安排了个厨子打飞机。。 -我爱笨女人- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/24/2009 postreply 14:13:50

• After jerry bragged to me, I said: Pardon me jerry, -勃事后- ♂ (129 bytes) () 08/24/2009 postreply 15:10:31

• 闭关结束了？这么长时间干嘛去了？ -500miles- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/24/2009 postreply 15:15:02

• Too mean. Others will mean to him also later. -needwait..- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/24/2009 postreply 15:16:47

• 你不知道多少华人在做炊事兵的 -炖牛肉- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/24/2009 postreply 19:07:34

• 一点都不好笑 还带了个那么长的解释 -lelejiejie- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/25/2009 postreply 14:03:46