[ZT] New Year's Resolutions

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With everyone making New Year's Resolutions to eat smart and lose weight, I thought this was fun to know. For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

Facts:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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• Oops! -Piranha- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/16/2008 postreply 14:39:37

• Errrr... Beware, the OP will die very soon. -Grant- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/16/2008 postreply 21:22:53

• @#$%^&*! 顶! -单眼贼- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/16/2008 postreply 22:58:42