1. 买票篇：
A: I think see cinema.
B: You see, people mountain people sea, today has no seat. You see you not see, you see you tomorrow see.
A: Sun his mother, old son tomorrow see.
翻译：
A. 我想看电影
B. 你看，人山人海，今天没票了。你看不看，你要看，你明天看。
C. 日他妈，老子明天看
2. 看电影
看电影的时候，看见前面一对老外年轻伴侣很亲密。那个男的很高，由于头左右摇摆，挡着A不好看。开始还能忍受，后来实在气不过，A对那个男的说了这一段：
You see, your head so tall. You left see, I right see. You right see, I left see. You left see see, you right see see, left see see, right see see, I no good see. If you still this see, I will give you color to see see, His mother’s.
You see me f**k what? You not serve air? You want not serve air, I receive ten you. His mother’s mother’s...
翻译：
你看,你头这么高。你往左边看，我只好到右边看，你右边看，我只好左边看。你左看看，右看看，左看看，又看看，我看不到了。如果，你还这么看，我要给你点颜色看看。他妈的。
你看我干什么？你不服气？你要不服气，我就收拾你，他姥姥的。。。
