二囡:Mommy, I am such a great artist, greater than Vincent van Gogh.
我:那当然啰。
二囡:But he is crazy. He cut his own ears. Why did he want to do that? Once you cut it, it won’t grow back. Maybe he was upset that people didn’t like his artwork. He got mad that he cut his ear. I will never do that. If I ever get mad, I just think about happy thoughts. I just keep drawing and painting, then I will be happy again. It’s a beautiful world.