与我家刚上初一的孩子限制上网时间的战斗告一段略, 各有胜负。孩子为了表达不满,一口气写下了

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这样的抗议, 交到我手上:

Why Internet Restrictions Are Ineffective
By xxx

Contents:
1:1 introduction
1:2 what you believe
1:3 what I believe
1:4 lets begin
2:1 It is incredibly easy to bypass 2:20ther devices
2:3 Not everything requires internet
3:12:1 3:2 2:2 3:3 2:3
4:1 sleep schedules
4:2 internet restrictions
4:3 homework time
5:1 Pseudoscience
5:2 conclusions

1:1
Introduction:
As you can see you have a applied a time restriction on the internet for the deceives of XXXX.
1:2
I can see the purpose of this is to control my sleep time. This is failing considering that, I am writing this at 10:46PM (EST)I also believe that you think that this is effective as according to you, YouTube is the main problem here.
1:3
Here I will explain why this system is highly ineffective and more of a sudo science in the face of an intelligent child.
1:4
Let us begin!
Why it is ineffective:
2:1
it is incredibly easy to bypass:
As you know, I have been able to bypass the restrictions on my computer for undisclosed reasons. After proving that the undisclosed method I have used is successful and works with great efficiency, I could use the method on my iPad and be able to fully bypass your restrictions. There are many other ways I can bypass the restrictions that I, at and age of 12 can easily bypass on my own with little to no assistance there for eliminating the chance of a snitch.
2:2
Other devices:
Taking other devices that are not affected by this restriction is easy. This is mostly because of the fact that you do not have much of a, "all seeing eye.” Sneaking these devices into my room and stashing them is quite an easy task to do as I have acquired multiple areas to hide the devices and over years of experience I have become very good at sneaking and hiding. So, unless you restrict every device in the building of 'xxxxxxxxxxxxxx" there will always be 1 device that I will end up using to bypass.
2:3
Not everything requires internet:
According to you, apparently everything requires internet. This is obvious as you are consistently surprised when I say, 〃this doesn't require internet." I have many games on my IPad that do not require internet to run or function. As long as I have battery, I can play these games all day long.
Proofs:
3:1
2:1
2:1 works as I have proved it by being able to play games and watch videos past restriction times and I have demonstrated it in front of you.
3:2
2:2
I have taken multiple devices and multiple times and, been able to stash them without you with around 75% success rate being able to find them I have stayed up past restrictions watching YouTube. You can actually see things I have posted at 11:00PM on Facebook, YouTube, and Instagram.
3:3
2:3
Yesterday (as of October 25. 2017) you caught me playing a game on my iPad at 10:45PM. That game required no internet as I was playing it past restriction.
How it has helped me:
4:1
Sleep schedules
Overall, this time limit has don NADA. I'm still sleeping at 11PM. Same time as before restrictions.
4:2
Internet addiction
I still go on the internet the same time as before the restrictions. Probably less but too small to be worth your while (15 mins?)
4:3
Extra homework time
I still do not do homework. Even with the extra time presented by having my internet restriction. This is also the same with piano
Overall, has not helped at all.
Pseudoscience and closing: 5:1
pseudoscience
pseu-do'sci-ence ^oodo'slons/
noun
noun: pseudoscience: plural noun: pseudosciences; noun: pseudo-science; plural noun: pseudo¬sciences
1. a collection of beliefs or practices mistakenly regarded as being based on scientific method.
I can fairly obviously tell that you are doing this off some sort of belief that this works. Probably because of a nonexistent scientific study. Yes, it does help to limit your child’s internet exposure time. However slamming what is an iron pan at me is not going to work. You should go gradually. Slowly integrating me into this new ‘system’.
5:3
Conclusions,
THIS DOESN^T WORK OK!!!!!

所有跟帖: 

你家娃是个人才,好好培养! -ziqimalvern- 给 ziqimalvern 发送悄悄话 ziqimalvern 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 07:31:44

多说一句,是个玩笑,你娃码了折磨多字,耽误他玩了多少游戏时间呀 -ziqimalvern- 给 ziqimalvern 发送悄悄话 ziqimalvern 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 07:33:39

最有效的是他写的倒数第二段最后一句: "You should go gradually -gegenion- 给 gegenion 发送悄悄话 (92 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 07:38:15

最后结论句里把OK这个词拿掉更好:) -夏云- 给 夏云 发送悄悄话 夏云 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 08:01:41

很好的一篇research paper. 需要的最基本的框架都有了。 -itistrue- 给 itistrue 发送悄悄话 itistrue 的博客首页 (62 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 07:36:21

人家小屁孩说了, 将来最感兴趣的是挣好多的钱, 然后买一个大Manson, 四周玻璃到地板的那种。当教授就不用想了,,,lol -gegenion- 给 gegenion 发送悄悄话 (327 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 07:53:45

厉害, -tibuko- 给 tibuko 发送悄悄话 tibuko 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 07:45:49

大牛娃! -Rockeymountain- 给 Rockeymountain 发送悄悄话 Rockeymountain 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 07:48:25

有理有据有节,不过该控制还得控制,伤眼睛还上瘾LOL -懒爹- 给 懒爹 发送悄悄话 懒爹 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 07:56:53

把我笑疯了 -dandinglity- 给 dandinglity 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 08:04:54

这句“in the face of an intelligent child”也把我笑疯了,小屁孩倒是不谦虚, ,,lol -gegenion- 给 gegenion 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 08:16:47

以后当律师吧 -ziqimalvern- 给 ziqimalvern 发送悄悄话 ziqimalvern 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 08:21:08

最后那段也搞笑,整个文章的高度都拔起来了 -dandinglity- 给 dandinglity 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 08:24:42

赞! -孵蛋妈- 给 孵蛋妈 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 08:05:58

这就看出民主和专政的区别了,我一嗓子关了立马奏效,跟老子讲理,门的没有LOL -懒爹- 给 懒爹 发送悄悄话 懒爹 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 08:08:11

有时候我想即使是同一个父母的孩子性格差别怎么这么大?我家大孩子性格和这位截然不同, 老大属于自控娃时间管理特好的那种。 -gegenion- 给 gegenion 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 08:51:48

说你偏心你肯定不认同,反正我是不自觉的偏心LOL -懒爹- 给 懒爹 发送悄悄话 懒爹 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 08:57:02

不错不错,政治人才 -545f- 给 545f 发送悄悄话 545f 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 08:13:10

要是沒用就不會寫這篇了 -violinpiano- 给 violinpiano 发送悄悄话 (120 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 08:56:51

赞! -几句闲话- 给 几句闲话 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 21:43:30

很不错了,我儿子不跟我废话转身就用Backtrack破解邻居的WiFi去了,这是我后来才知道的。 -Soltek- 给 Soltek 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/21/2017 postreply 22:04:05

孩子居然用backtrack? 你家孩子太聪明有创造性了, 千万别泯灭了这种个性。这种孩子们将来会有远大的前程,孩子们解决问题 -gegenion- 给 gegenion 发送悄悄话 (122 bytes) () 11/22/2017 postreply 06:21:45

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