大学录取 其实就是相亲，和AO相亲，她先相你，你再相她。成败在于对上眼 不？

招工也是

我当年被一家金融机构面试，其中一个会计面试官问我：do you know Excel 吗？

我笑笑，说，我 don't know I know Excel or not. However I happen to know VBA automation and DotNet automation,  I can wirte add-ins to customize Excel, extending the functionality of Excel beyong its built-in features. I am capable of creating my own complex Excel formulas and functions that can manipulate and analyze large datasets with ease. Additionally, I'm highly proficient in Excel data modeling and financial modeling, as well as creating custom dashboards to identify patterns and trends that might be hidden in large datasets. I have experience using solver or my own add-ins to manipulate matrices, optimize problems, and even solve differential equations.  My strongest skill might be connecting to SQL、 OLAP cubes and web servers, and converting cubes into pivot table reports and pivot charts......

一直讲到 面试官制止了我的滔滔不绝。

入职后，我被安排接受 Excel 培训，学习如何 用 sum把一行数字加起来，我问为什么？ 告之因为我的面试结果里关于 Excel的得分是 0

相亲失败！

难道是我跑题了？

所有跟帖： 

• 兄贵写的东西，没得说！ -追求平凡- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2023 postreply 17:44:05

• 原来是挂羊头卖牛肉，哈哈哈 -追求平凡- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2023 postreply 17:46:28

• 既然入职了，为啥是相亲失败？面试的时候敢这样说话的，我真还没碰到过 -avw- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2023 postreply 17:47:49

• 因为我的工作不是做 Excel ，但是需要了解 Excel。所以虽然 Excel面试失败了，但没影响入职 -兄贵- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2023 postreply 17:50:20

• 现在，很少有人敢这种态度来面试的。哪怕不会也要信誓旦旦地说，要努力学习，迎头赶上 -avw- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2023 postreply 17:52:08

• 但我其实是告诉他，我非常非常 Excel 资深了。怪他 Excel 懂得太局限了 -兄贵- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2023 postreply 18:08:44

• 面试结果就是他看我不顺，我看他也不顺 -兄贵- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2023 postreply 18:20:48

• 那人对你手下留情了，显然那家公司杀个鸡不用宰牛刀。 -小松松- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2023 postreply 17:52:37