这年纪的孩子是typical这样想地：

我女儿一friend，她妈问她：Do you want to be the president? 她说no。她妈说:if you are the president, you can do anything you want. 她回答：then I will put my poop on your head. 她妈: OK, no president!

我听了，学样问俺闺女：do you want to be the president? 她说no。"Why not?" 她很气愤地说 "Because the President is an alpha-male. I am not a male!"