哈哈，我看了紫檀牛娃自学的荔枝事迹就去问我儿子要不要也自学一个，闲着也是闲着嘛。

我儿子翻了翻眼皮，蹦出两句：Mom, are you kidding me? Give me a reason why on the earth would I want to do that?

我经常会收到类似震耳欲聋发人深思的提问，已经波澜不惊了。