哈哈哈哈，笑死我了！

我抓住一个家里有牛娃在我们农村最牛校读书的印度大妈，问她知不知道有啥EA/ED结果。她一脸懵懂，边啃cookie边操着印度口音问：What is EA/ED?

我：就是那个大学的Early decision。

印度大妈：What early decision?

我：就是大学的admission。

印度大妈：Now？usually will be, will be, will be much later.

我：你去打听一下有没有人被大学录取了。

印度大妈：Which college?

我：哈佛，耶鲁之类的。

印度大妈：Usually that will be 11th  or 12th graders will know that. My daughter is only in 9 th grade. She won’t know. I don’t know those things right now. If I hear anything from other parents, I will let you know.

然后大妈就快乐地啃着cookie走了。