与我家刚上初一的孩子限制上网时间的战斗告一段略， 各有胜负。孩子为了表达不满，一口气写下了

这样的抗议， 交到我手上：

Why Internet Restrictions Are Ineffective
By xxx

Contents:
1:1 introduction
1:2 what you believe
1:3 what I believe
1:4 lets begin
2:1 It is incredibly easy to bypass 2:20ther devices
2:3 Not everything requires internet
3:12:1 3:2 2:2 3:3 2:3
4:1 sleep schedules
4:2 internet restrictions
4:3 homework time
5:1 Pseudoscience
5:2 conclusions

1:1
Introduction:
As you can see you have a applied a time restriction on the internet for the deceives of XXXX.
1:2
I can see the purpose of this is to control my sleep time. This is failing considering that, I am writing this at 10:46PM (EST)I also believe that you think that this is effective as according to you, YouTube is the main problem here.
1:3
Here I will explain why this system is highly ineffective and more of a sudo science in the face of an intelligent child.
1:4
Let us begin!
Why it is ineffective:
2:1
it is incredibly easy to bypass:
As you know, I have been able to bypass the restrictions on my computer for undisclosed reasons. After proving that the undisclosed method I have used is successful and works with great efficiency, I could use the method on my iPad and be able to fully bypass your restrictions. There are many other ways I can bypass the restrictions that I, at and age of 12 can easily bypass on my own with little to no assistance there for eliminating the chance of a snitch.
2:2
Other devices:
Taking other devices that are not affected by this restriction is easy. This is mostly because of the fact that you do not have much of a, "all seeing eye.” Sneaking these devices into my room and stashing them is quite an easy task to do as I have acquired multiple areas to hide the devices and over years of experience I have become very good at sneaking and hiding. So, unless you restrict every device in the building of 'xxxxxxxxxxxxxx" there will always be 1 device that I will end up using to bypass.
2:3
Not everything requires internet:
According to you, apparently everything requires internet. This is obvious as you are consistently surprised when I say, 〃this doesn't require internet." I have many games on my IPad that do not require internet to run or function. As long as I have battery, I can play these games all day long.
Proofs:
3:1
2:1
2:1 works as I have proved it by being able to play games and watch videos past restriction times and I have demonstrated it in front of you.
3:2
2:2
I have taken multiple devices and multiple times and, been able to stash them without you with around 75% success rate being able to find them I have stayed up past restrictions watching YouTube. You can actually see things I have posted at 11:00PM on Facebook, YouTube, and Instagram.
3:3
2:3
Yesterday (as of October 25. 2017) you caught me playing a game on my iPad at 10:45PM. That game required no internet as I was playing it past restriction.
How it has helped me:
4:1
Sleep schedules
Overall, this time limit has don NADA. I'm still sleeping at 11PM. Same time as before restrictions.
4:2
Internet addiction
I still go on the internet the same time as before the restrictions. Probably less but too small to be worth your while (15 mins?)
4:3
Extra homework time
I still do not do homework. Even with the extra time presented by having my internet restriction. This is also the same with piano
Overall, has not helped at all.
Pseudoscience and closing: 5:1
pseudoscience
pseu-do'sci-ence ^oodo'slons/
noun
noun: pseudoscience: plural noun: pseudosciences; noun: pseudo-science; plural noun: pseudo¬sciences
1. a collection of beliefs or practices mistakenly regarded as being based on scientific method.
I can fairly obviously tell that you are doing this off some sort of belief that this works. Probably because of a nonexistent scientific study. Yes, it does help to limit your child’s internet exposure time. However slamming what is an iron pan at me is not going to work. You should go gradually. Slowly integrating me into this new ‘system’.
5:3
Conclusions,
THIS DOESN^T WORK OK!!!!!