Haha, this reminds me of a funny story I read from another websi

long, long time ago.

The story teller is a young girl. She went to a Chinese supermarket and got pissed by people's rudeness such as picking one item endlessly. She specifically described a Chinese guy with a pair of glasses (to indicate this guy was a so-called intellectual). She said this guy was picking a watermelon among whole big pile of fruits. She said this guy knocked pretty much every watermelon and put his head very close to listen to the echos. She said at some moment she even cannot figure out which piece was the watermelon and which piece was his big round head :)