[灌水]同事发的一组讽刺美国生活的笑话

来源: DeepCreek 2007-11-07 06:01:58 [] [博客] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 本文已被阅读: 次 (2662 bytes)
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their preions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.




Only in America .......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.




Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.




Only in America ......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.




Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.




Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.




Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.




EVER WONDER ....




Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?




Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?




Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?




Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?




Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?




Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?




Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?




Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?




Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?




Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?




Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?




You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!




Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck together?




If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?




If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?




Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
even a chuckle)..in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to
smile every once in a while.

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:-))) -erdong- 给 erdong 发送悄悄话 erdong 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/07/2007 postreply 06:39:34

哈哈。 -香草仙子- 给 香草仙子 发送悄悄话 香草仙子 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/07/2007 postreply 06:59:41

嗬嗬,后面的问题问得尤其有趣,值得思考 -北京西城区- 给 北京西城区 发送悄悄话 北京西城区 的博客首页 (114 bytes) () 11/07/2007 postreply 07:11:31

是真的,每次买的时候就觉得厂家很愚蠢;也许很精明:) -DeepCreek- 给 DeepCreek 发送悄悄话 DeepCreek 的博客首页 (40 bytes) () 11/07/2007 postreply 07:22:47

只要不是一顿吃下去就可以 -北京西城区- 给 北京西城区 发送悄悄话 北京西城区 的博客首页 (160 bytes) () 11/07/2007 postreply 07:31:13

我猜是因为有的老美会一个面包里夹两条hotdogs:) -Chuchairen- 给 Chuchairen 发送悄悄话 Chuchairen 的博客首页 (110 bytes) () 11/07/2007 postreply 08:42:12

:))) -王医生- 给 王医生 发送悄悄话 王医生 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/07/2007 postreply 08:14:17

怎么不加(ZT) :-< -erdong- 给 erdong 发送悄悄话 erdong 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/07/2007 postreply 08:51:03

俺的笑和你的不一样,你的是皮笑肉不笑:))) -王医生- 给 王医生 发送悄悄话 王医生 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/07/2007 postreply 09:33:37

说到diet coke,难道真的有控制体重的作用? -九月九- 给 九月九 发送悄悄话 九月九 的博客首页 (74 bytes) () 11/07/2007 postreply 10:25:57

diet coke不含糖,减少了将糖转化为脂肪的量,所以控制体重 -王医生- 给 王医生 发送悄悄话 王医生 的博客首页 (211 bytes) () 11/07/2007 postreply 10:54:03

FYI:所有diet的饮料和食品(如:Yugart,etc)里面都有一种sweetener. -香草仙子- 给 香草仙子 发送悄悄话 香草仙子 的博客首页 (409 bytes) () 11/07/2007 postreply 19:42:38

Why do you call to-get- her as together? -天蓬大元帅- 给 天蓬大元帅 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/07/2007 postreply 11:43:17

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