XDJMs, who can spare a few bucks to me?

I am a postdoc in biology, not earning enough to buy wine. My tiger-like LP shouted at me that unless I earned big money from stock investment ( This is why I am here, any way.), she would not allow me to buy. The discounted wine from our local liquor store this month is under 9 dollars, and it is scored at 91 points. I am considering buying a whole case to age in my basement and in my tummy. So any contribution is appreciated.