Rent it to a family porn studio. The more controversial, the bet

You don't need to make any changes to the church. Just create your porno  channel and always feature the church on your video.

People will upset and may even sue you. Don't back down,  fight ant lawsuit till supreme Court, and keep the controversial alive as long as possible. If you attract enough media attention, your channel can be easily worth millions of dollars and have recurring traffic even after the media frenzy dies down.