啊哈，我在网上找到被丈母娘训的那个木牌了， 原来是丈母娘的墓碑，不过够搞笑的。

The Mother in Law

Underneath this cross of stone
Lie my mother-in-law’s bones
Three more days if she had lived
I’d have lied and she would read.
You who here are passing by
Wake her up please do not try
For if home she will come back
I’ll again be full of nag
But this way I will behave
So she’ll stay inside her grave