旅館入住須知:

Chinese Hotel brochure that was translated literally to English.

Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The Hotel:
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with themself.

The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

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哈哈哈哈,这是真的还是假的? -刀爷爷- 给 刀爷爷 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 12/10/2013 postreply 20:26:02

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。。。。LZ -紫玉兰紫丁香- 给 紫玉兰紫丁香 发送悄悄话 紫玉兰紫丁香 的博客首页 (36 bytes) () 12/11/2013 postreply 20:48:27

It is so funny. I never see this brochure before. -mzhang1- 给 mzhang1 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 12/12/2013 postreply 05:38:48

笑死人不偿命啊 -林依- 给 林依 发送悄悄话 林依 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 12/23/2013 postreply 18:00:21

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