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So Father O'Brien says to Rabbi Goldman, "we've been friends for a long time, can I ask you a very personal question?"

So the Rabbi says,"sure, go ahead."

Father O'Brien says, "listen, I know in the Jewish faith its forbidden to eat pork and I always wondered, did you ever try pork?"

The rabbi turns a bit red and says, "to be honest, yes, once as a young man with some Gentile friends, I did try some pork."

"Now let me ask you a personal question, Father. It teaches in your Catholic faith that a man of the cloth like yourself shall not "know" a woman sexually. Tell me father have you ever tried sex?"

This time its the priest who turns all red and then stutters, "well, as we are being honest I must confess that just one time I did break my vows and I tried sexual relations with a woman..."

The rabbi smiles, "sure beats the heck out of pork doesn't it?"