ChinaNoOne, here is what Obama said about 台灣關係法

Based on 台灣關係法, I, the president of USA, apprave that Taiwenese can steel sovereignty from PRC. I am a big believer of democracy. Don't be shy of stealing! As far as it is in the name of democracy, you have my SUPPORT. Maybe it is not my business to comment on Taiwen's affairs, I am confused about the treatment of Taiwen's former president Chen for steeling money. First of all, it is a DEMOCRATIC steeling. Remember, Chen's pocket is the only safe place for Taiwen's indepence fund. Secondly, steeling sovereignty, in particular from the powerful China, is a difficult skill which cannot be mastered without the practice of steeling money. Currently, I am excited to see President Ma is carrying on Chen's work. Not only is Ma making progess in this direction, but also the Chinese government is funding his efforts. For that, I like to recommend president Hu be the next Nobel peace prize winner! Finally, it is my sincere hope that one day, Taiwen will become state No. 51 of USA. Even better, Chen also becomes the president of USA. Let me assure the world that American people have the generosity to allow him steel in White house, DC, New York, Ca, ....., possibly also in Canada !!!