1. When she came out and straddled a giant robot bear
2. When she crawled down the stairs with her tongue out
3. When she played with her invisible hair
4. When dozens of lonely looking bears danced on stage
5. And Miley did her first twerk
6. Then “motorboated” this woman’s butt and slapped it
7. And Drake was totally into it
8. When she ripped off her clothes and got rid of her bear onesie
9. Then walked around in this outfit
10. And touched herself with this giant foam hand
11. Then did this move
12. And this one
13. When she got all up in Robin Thicke and nuzzled his neck
14. Then did THIS
15. And everyone was like this
