这就是为什么单身男简单而快乐；已婚男变得复杂而忙碌

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT

53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.

That's why single men are simple and happy; women are complicated and never satisfied and  married men are changing to complicated and busy!!!

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• 写的人一定是没有感受到婚姻所带来的幸福 -茶园青青- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 22:55:27

• 为年轻二奶而做, 值得 -李老头.- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 22:57:53

• 去找二奶吧 -焚琴煮鹤.- ♀ (120 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 23:00:46

• 等二奶来找我 -李老头.- ♂ (17 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 23:05:16

• 趋利避害是人的本能，事实上大多数男人选择了婚姻，他们不是傻子。 -焚琴煮鹤.- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 22:58:38

• 是啊 -李老头.- ♂ (15 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 23:00:24

• 男人够聪明了，不信你看看有多少人愿意失去婚姻。 -焚琴煮鹤.- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 23:01:46

• 那也是因为女人太厉害了， 吓得他们不敢离开婚姻 -黑色的公爵- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 23:02:32

• 有道理的 -李老头.- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 23:05:38

• 不是，是因为他们清楚婚姻的好处 -焚琴煮鹤.- ♀ (226 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 23:06:11

• 哈哈哈。。。李老头输给你了。。。 -我和网管有个约会- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 23:09:26

• 老头守株待兔, ^_^ -李老头.- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 23:14:59

• 老头喜欢兔子？ -我和网管有个约会- ♂ (44 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 23:23:33

• 喜欢年轻的二奶 -李老头.- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 23:26:01

• 在这里混还想等到年轻的二奶？ -茶园青青- ♀ (74 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 23:32:57

• 你就不能不要浇灭老头的希望吗？ -我和网管有个约会- ♂ (33 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 23:34:08

• 是啊 -李老头.- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 23:37:49

• 这里人很有正义感,不容易逃票啊:( -茶园青青- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/11/2013 postreply 00:55:59

• 不同时期 -李老头.- ♂ (113 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 23:04:20

• 哈哈哈。。。 -我和网管有个约会- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/10/2013 postreply 23:07:18