原创英文脱口秀【Made in China】,今天星空看到好几个老友,下班前来跟着凑个热闹

Made in China

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When talking 'bout Made in China, hate it or like it? People argued constantly. People who say hate Made in China are the ones buying the most made in China. 

I am working in an organization having a lot internal cooperation. We import a lot of raw material and equipments from China and sell worldwide。 My businessman likes Made in China, helps him made more money, but, he doesn't buy anything cheap Made in China in his daily life. The workers hate Made in China but they cannot survive without buying the cheap Made in China, because they are poor and cheap.  They  wanted to pay the clay price to get a diamond, but when they got what they paid for they complain the clay quality is not as good as the diamond.

One day a maintenance guy named John was working on a broken tool bought from China. He swore a big time, and I said to him, you know John, we have several this kind of tools, the worst ones are all made in Ontario.  You think I could change his mind? No way!!! One bad thing about when you get too close to somebody is, when you started call each other buddies, it's time he started to swear to you. You ditch out jokes you must be able to take them back. Like John, his mouth has never been defeated. Suddently, he realized I was not born in Canada. So he gave me his apology: Oh, I think the only thing great from China are the people.  So that is the typical Canadian losers. 

Another day I wanted to add a backup battery to my Canon DSLR camera. A pair of batteries with a USB charger from Amazon only cost a fraction of one piece genuine Canon battery. My fellow professional photographer friend told me: Don't buy the cheap off-market batteries from China for your several thousand dollars' camera. but I think for pricewise it's worth to take a chance. The new batteries are doing really good to me, & my friend probably didn't not realize that his genuine Canon battery is also Made in China.

 

 

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厉害了,花帅! -甜虫虫- 给 甜虫虫 发送悄悄话 甜虫虫 的博客首页 (142 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 14:37:21

脱口秀用英文,不让人放松啊,再听再赞 -攸墨尔- 给 攸墨尔 发送悄悄话 攸墨尔 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 14:45:12

移花好厉害,会说脱口秀,还是原创!可以和黄西一比! -ToClouds- 给 ToClouds 发送悄悄话 ToClouds 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 15:36:20

花帅有才!英文脱口秀,发音超级棒,风趣幽默的语言太赞啦! -艾唱- 给 艾唱 发送悄悄话 艾唱 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 15:59:23

脱口秀,还是英文,怎一个赞了得:)一直赞… -忒忒绿- 给 忒忒绿 发送悄悄话 忒忒绿 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 16:14:00

哇,移花才华横溢,这也能耍两下,牛人! -云霞姐姐- 给 云霞姐姐 发送悄悄话 云霞姐姐 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 16:16:59

活跃的思维,正宗的英文语感,好棒!欣赏! -云霞姐姐- 给 云霞姐姐 发送悄悄话 云霞姐姐 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 16:18:36

怪不得接木兄人称花帅,这个英语脱口秀妙极了,我得好好学习,多听几遍:) -laopika- 给 laopika 发送悄悄话 laopika 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 18:23:31

叫这个帅那个帅,就与叫美女一个意思, -移花接木- 给 移花接木 发送悄悄话 移花接木 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 18:48:24

很长棒英语脱口秀,可以哪个night club试一下:) -k2climb- 给 k2climb 发送悄悄话 k2climb 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 18:58:56

很棒的英语脱口秀,非常放松,赞! -cxyz- 给 cxyz 发送悄悄话 cxyz 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 19:01:16

哈哈哈,移哥把自己的嘴巴也给移掉了,玩起了脱口秀!真牛啊,大赞移哥! -CBA7- 给 CBA7 发送悄悄话 CBA7 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/11/2022 postreply 20:56:40

厉害啊!发音纯正,佩服! -cicila- 给 cicila 发送悄悄话 cicila 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/12/2022 postreply 07:47:16

幽默风趣,花帅口才一极棒! -心雨烟尘- 给 心雨烟尘 发送悄悄话 心雨烟尘 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/12/2022 postreply 08:08:25

不错不错!声音有点哑,歌唱多了?哈哈哈。。。 -婧芊- 给 婧芊 发送悄悄话 婧芊 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/12/2022 postreply 13:10:13

英文脱口秀,不简单!说得好!能说脱口秀都是很有语言天赋的!赞赞赞! -歲月沈香- 给 歲月沈香 发送悄悄话 歲月沈香 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/13/2022 postreply 00:59:00

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