【星际大绑架】火星60+225=285 坏人绑架圣诞老人《乌鸡布吉歌》和他的金星粉丝。

来源: Imjoker 于 2021-12-24 15:34:38 [档案] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 阅读数 : (7249 bytes)

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迪斯尼动画片《圣诞夜惊魂-The Nightmare Before Christmas〉中一肚子毒虫的布袋怪Oggie Boogie绑架了圣诞老人，打算做一道美味佳肴，也就是当圣诞老人是唐僧了。圣诞老人义愤填膺地怒斥布袋怪，说要是不放了他后果严重，他的金星粉丝们都在等着他。凡说圣诞快乐的都有份，现任选以下4名，冲减去一个男圣诞老人，正好可以拿50分。谁让我是坏人呢。

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Well, well, well, what have we here?
Sandy Claws, huh?
Ooh, I'm really scared!
So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha ha ha!
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guy
He's ancient, he's ugly
I don't know which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first

When Mr. Oogie Boogie says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Boogie Man
And if you aren't shakin'
There's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time
You hear the boogie song

Woah (Woah)
Woah (Woah)
Woah (Woah)
Oh, (he's the) Oogie Boogie Man

Well, if I'm feelin' antsy

And I've nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of snake and spider stew
And don't you know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly Sandy Claws to add a little spice

Woah (Woah)
Woah (Oh)
Woah (Yeah)
I'm (he's) the Oogie Boogie Man

（Santa）Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
The children are expecting me
So please, come to your senses

Ha! You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Would someone shut this fella up
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I'm going to do my stuff

（Santa）What are you going to do?

I'm gonna do the best I can

Woah! The sound of rollin' dice
To me is music in the air
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair
It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine

（Santa）Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act

Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin!
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer!
'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie
And you ain't going nowhere

至于歌是谁唱的，新人也不怕露脸。前段时间留胡子，然后剃了，拍了4张过程照片，现趁酒劲，发两张，其它两张以后如果有机会再说，哈哈。