战士回女友的分手信

A soldier was stationed abroad and received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read: "Dear Dave, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent you. Love, Kim."
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Kim, Dave included all the other pictures of pretty girls he had collected from his buddies. There were 43 photos in the envelope along with a note that read: "Dear Kim, I'm so sorry but I can't remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take care, Dave."

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• 看不懂 -180- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/10/2012 postreply 17:25:19

• A Very sad joke -星星- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/10/2012 postreply 17:35:33

• 忒好强了 -fpxjz- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/10/2012 postreply 19:32:04

• 良苦用心？ -路璐- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/10/2012 postreply 20:29:21

• 回复：良苦用心？ -runner3003- ♂ (43 bytes) () 05/10/2012 postreply 23:12:57

• haha. -howcan^- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/11/2012 postreply 05:50:32

• 没意思.假装开心的人,心里是最痛苦的:)~ -淘淘宝宝- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/11/2012 postreply 11:58:35