刚从尼姑庵回来的阿里难得色俗一次:

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三字经 (英文版)

>人之初, At the beginning of life,
>性本善。 sex is good.
>性相近, Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.
>习相远。 But it depends on how the way you do it.
>苟不教, If you do not practice all the time,
>性乃迁。 sex will leave you.
>教之道, During the way of learning it,
>贵以专。 the successful key is to make love with only one person.
>昔孟母, Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon
>择邻处。 chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
>子不学, She taught her son that "if you doesn't study hard,
>断机杼。 your dick will become useless and broken."
>窦燕山, A famous person called Dou,
>有义方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.
>教五子, All his five sons took it,
>名俱扬。 then their sexual ability became well-known.
>养不教, If anyone who have children but they don't know how to do it,
>父之过。 it is all the father's fault.
>教不严, If they have lots of problems in doing it,
>师之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.
>子不学, If you refuse to learn sex,
>非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.
>幼不学, If you don't learn it in childhood,
>老何为。 you will lose your ability when aged.
>玉不琢, If you don't exercise your dick,
>不成器。 it won't become hard and strong.
>人不学, People who don't learn sex,
>不知义。 their life will become meaningless.

ZT

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阿里偷拍的尼姑睡觉的美艳景象,极受刺激: (图) -阿里- 给 阿里 发送悄悄话 阿里 的博客首页 (113 bytes) () 06/22/2010 postreply 07:26:21

the successful key is to love only one person -阿里- 给 阿里 发送悄悄话 阿里 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 06/22/2010 postreply 07:29:06

you are the one, the only :) -塞上孤星- 给 塞上孤星 发送悄悄话 塞上孤星 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 06/22/2010 postreply 07:55:37

hahaha -longhand- 给 longhand 发送悄悄话 longhand 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 06/22/2010 postreply 08:47:13

你笑什么?很滑稽吗?俺没有什么细胞 -xix- 给 xix 发送悄悄话 xix 的博客首页 (76 bytes) () 06/22/2010 postreply 08:56:03

阿里去尼姑庵义务教英语。她们都很愿意学。。。。 -阿里- 给 阿里 发送悄悄话 阿里 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 06/22/2010 postreply 16:44:37

Love only one person at one time? Keep it simple. :) -莉莉百合- 给 莉莉百合 发送悄悄话 莉莉百合 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 06/22/2010 postreply 09:10:42

Star means A Li has only one lover which is himself. -longhand- 给 longhand 发送悄悄话 longhand 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 06/22/2010 postreply 10:00:45

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