6 Great Reasons to be in Love with Your Employer instead of a human:
1. It pays you without fail each month you did the work - So you owe nothing to each other.
2. You live in the place where your employer gives you a job to do - So you don't have to move to other places with better weather.
3. Your work uses your brain, but never breaks your heart - So you don't experience the unbearable heart pain of thinking of somebody.
4. You don't have to second-guess what your employer thinks of you - It saves so much brain power!
5. Your employer seems never age, which makes your love fall into the domain of eternity.
6. You can love all of your employers at the same time, without calling any moral concerns or ethical guilt.
Bottom line: Love your work, even if it turns you into a heartless workaholic. Of course, you know the love of work can't sustain the human race biologically.
莉莉百合 于2010-06-21 转贴请注明出处