A football player needs to pass the exam
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."
Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."
"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled - E-I-E-I-O.".
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你呀你呀,又搞错了。这是真白痴。看来是得讨论,以为只有80后不明白呢。
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02/26/2009 postreply
13:20:39
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象我这样的能不能也算80后?
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02/26/2009 postreply
13:28:22
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你是face后 haha 别气S了啊
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02/26/2009 postreply
13:30:09
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哈哈哈哈。。。。
-婉如清扬-
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02/26/2009 postreply
13:27:33
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哪里能找到组织?
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02/26/2009 postreply
13:29:15
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等通知吧,
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02/26/2009 postreply
13:36:11
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怎么改变,穿苏格兰长裙?^_^
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02/26/2009 postreply
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