味苦兄在抠死抠喜遇蜂蜜女的情景太有喜感了,帮大家还原一下。

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味苦:咦,这个女生长得还不错哎,怎么像没头苍蝇一样到处转呢,我看看去。

女生:cuse me , where is my honey? you know honey?

味苦: i dont know, but i can try..

女生:gooder gooder, you know gooder honey? 

味苦:maybe....follow me.

女生:thank you, you are so good , honey! I like honey! 

味苦:i am not your honey.

女生:what, you no honey? i need my honey, very gooder honey! you help me !

味苦:what honey do you need? 

女生:a? honey? gooder honey! 

味苦:(这人什么烂英语)。。you mean the honey,  that you 咪西咪西?

女生: yes, yes, 咪西咪西!

味苦:ok, here is your honey. Do you have money?

女生:money? (两眼放光)you have money? 

味苦:of course i have money.

女生:gooder gooder, your money, for my honey? really? 

味苦: what ? you , dont touch my wallet! 

女生:it is ok, no worry. you can have my honey, honey. you have money!