孩子啊，我闭嘴

上周五小孩子去州National Geographic Bee竞赛,我开车，太太一起去。一上车，太太要听电台。我说1, 3, 5, 7是新闻，体育，古典乐和爵士乐频道，要其它的调到2，4，6上。她没吭声，我只听到噪声。几分钟后，我问“你调什么？”，她答“Seconnnnnnnnd！”。我闭嘴，等她调好，我问孩子“Is that Justin Bieber？", “yes”，“is he going to sing all day long?”，“yes”。她知道我们不喜欢JB。

The next hour, I was silently raped by the Canadian teenage, who was wearing girl's pink jean, pissing into a restaurant mop bucket, then yelling F*** to Clinton.

回家的路上,孩子说”Ma,don't you know how much time I spent on preparing the competition?”，“less than 10 minutes”，“you know I was half-hearted when my advisor told me I should do this and that before the competition. So how I got to state top 5？”，“How?”，“By guessing”。　我说“by guessing, that's funny”，她接过去说“he's funny or smart,it's not from you!”。我闭嘴，一句到嘴边的话又咽了回去－“so he has a different father?”。

Again the next hour, I was silently raped by the Canadian teenage, who was wearing girl's pink jean, pissing into a restaurant mop bucket,then yelling F*** to Clinton.

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