人生不是梦(Life is Not a Dream) 附赠笑话一首

本帖于 2016-11-04 10:35:42 时间, 由普通用户 elzevir 编辑

Find a right place to live,
   
Find a right person to love,
   
Raise children if you have.
   
Is it a life that everyone dreams of?
  
Sunny days and sunny nights,
  
Darkness never comes.
  
But why do many people end up in tears,
   
Their hearts are shattered into pieces?
  
I guess no one knows.
 
Life is not a dream.
 
At least It is not a dream
   
That everyone can have.

 

<你会比我跑得还快> 

(译一个中文笑话)

You would Run Even Faster Than Me 

A pig came back from the field and found out that the master was not at home. He saw a chicken in the yard and then asked: "Where is our master?" The chicken replied:"He went out to buy glass noodles." Upon hearing this, the pig dashed off right away. "Why are you running away so fast? Pig."  the chicken wondered, asking. "You would run even faster than me if our master went out to buy dry mushrooms." replied the pig.

猪从外面回来,发现主人不在家。它看见一只小鸡在院子里。它于是问小鸡:”主人去哪了?“。”他去买粉条儿了。“ 一听到这句话,猪急忙往外跑。”你为什么跑那么快?“ 鸡吃惊地问。”如果主人是出去买蘑菇,你会比我跑得还快!“。
  
注:猪肉炖粉条,小鸡炖蘑菇是两道菜。
  
中文笑话是听来的,非原创。

 

 

 


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