被如此狂追

曾经被狂追，

但不是帅哥。

是几只鹿啦，

真是倒霉呀。   不会写诗随便弄两句可以吗？

 

对于很多人来说被追应该是一种甜蜜幸福的感觉。我很少被追，也许我本来就是一个tomboy型人物，不够温柔，眼神又凶， 当然也有被追的时候的，要不太对不起自己的青春了，只是情况有点特别摆了。 住在这个四面环水，山外有山，人外没人的地方，见得最多当然是动物了，包括鹿，coyotes郊狼, racoons 浣熊，松鼠，狐狸， 甚至狼和熊，当然，熊是很少出现的。如果你有牌照，在特定时间和范围内你可以自由狩猎--打鹿。 我住的地方四周都是树林，除了看到浣熊来偷垃圾吃外，经常看见的是鹿的出现。在狩猎季节逐鹿是很平常的事情，反之，被鹿逐也不奇怪了 经常地，在户外会看见鹿们一家几口三五成群地出现，或悠闲地在你后院找吃的或蹦跳地跑过对面马路边的树林去休憩。去年冬天的一个下午，下着小雪，我在一个朋友家的院子里和一只鹿对视。它一动不动的盯着我看，我意欲靠前，却被我朋友劝住了，她说鹿毕竟有它野性，攻击性的一面，还是小心点为好。 我家附近的一大片树林被一条所谓的Power line 隔开，这条泥路大概有300米长，一般的车是不能通过的，但可以步行，可通自行车和摩托车。这条泥路静静的躺在那里。远远看去偶尔会看见动物出没，偶尔有人走过。我有时候散步经过都让自己有着充分的心理准备。一天，我正在那路上慢跑，看见三只鹿在前面玩耍，我小心地停下，似乎鹿爸或鹿妈出自保护它们宝宝的本能，我看见它们眼里发出攻击性的光芒，眼看它们向我奔来，我的妈呀，我感觉腎上腺素迅速激增，马上掉头以200米全速逃跑。 就在这个时候我听见远远摩托车声， 瞬间看见一红衣少年驼着他小女友风驰电掣向我迎面驶来，一骑红尘！简直帅呆了，我背后的鹿们被吓得跑进树林里。我得救了。可随摩托车帅哥一闪而过的是一阵沙尘袭来，我屏住气与尘暴搏斗。路的尽头是不通任何车的，所以我刚喘了口气他们又折回来了，又起尘暴，弄得姐灰头土脸，我心里暗骂了一连串TMD小兔崽子。 如果说少女时代被自己不喜欢的男生追是一种烦恼，那么现今，人到中年跑得不快情况下被追，而且是被鹿追，绝对不是一件愉快的事情。To many people, being chased by boys must be a sweet experience, but to me, because I was a tomboyish person with a cranky personality, so many boys would hesitate when they met the aggression in my eyes. However, of course I have the experience of being chased, or I would be sorry for my youth. The experience was just a bit different from usual. The experience of being chased happened in where I am living now. Living in this hilly area where is surrounded by waters and mountains, I feel that the population of animals is way more than humans. Animals here vary from coyotes, racoons, foxes to racoons, and there are even wolves and bears, but, of course bears seldom present. If you have a license, in the hunting seasons and within certain areas you can jack deer freely. The community I live in is surrounded by woods, so beside seeing racoons steal my garbage as their dinner, most of the time I see deer out and about in the neighborhood. In the hunting seasons, chasing deer is a common thing that happens in this city, and, vise versa, being chased by them might not be surprising. Usually, in outdoors you might see deer as a family out and about here and there leisurely looking for food in your back yard or trotting to the woods on the other side of the road for a rest. One day afternoon last winter, in the back yard of a friend of mine stood a huge deer, and his/her eyes met mine, so we started to stare at each other. I was excited and wanted to approach to him, but was stopped by my friend. She said deer are wild and aggressive sometimes after all, so we 'd better stay away from them. In my neighborhood, a huge woods is divided by a so-called power line, and this muddy road is about 300 meters long and cars are not allowed except for bikes and motorcycles. Anyway, it is a nice path for jogging if you are not scared of animals. This power line lays there quietly reflecting the stillness of the community. From far away once in a while you might see some animals haunt there relaxedly and sometimes people. Sometimes when I jog across that road I like to get myself well prepared for the present of those animals. One day, I was jogging on the that power line and saw 3 deer play not far away. I hesitated to go ahead as I saw them. Maybe it was the instinct to protect their baby, I saw the aggressiveness in the eyes of the mama deer and papa deer, and they started to approach to me, and I felt my adrenaline spike, so you can imagine that how horrified I was. I turned around and escaped in terror at the full speed of 200 meters dash. Luckily tight at that moment I heard the ear-splitting roar of a speeding motorcycle in distance. Right away I saw a teenager boy in red carrying his little girlfriend coming towards me. Riding in red! That reminded me of a poem I read before: 长安回望绣成堆， 山顶千门次第开。 一骑红尘妃子笑， 无人知是荔枝来。 Simply awesome, behind me, the deer must be frightened as I was and ran into the woods. Thank God! I was saved. However, the motorcycle drove off and caused the burst of dust so I was left in the dust struggling, holding my breath. The end of the road is always a barrier to any car, so by the time I caught my breath, they came back and drove by me, and again, left me in the cloud of dust. I couldn't help saying wear words at them. If I say being chased by boys who I didn't like when I was young was a sort of pain in my neck, then today's situation of being chased by 2 deer is definitely not a pleasant experience.